3 Starbucks honey packets
mountain stream water
mess o' grits (see below)
1. Pick bag of huckleberries. Watch out for moose!
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3. Add berries. Bring to a boil, then simmer until berries begin to pop.
4. Allow sauce to cool completely, preferably overnight in a bear-proof food storage box. But be sure to close the lid on that shit, because if bears are gonna come to your campsite, they're gonna come for stewed huckleberries fo sho.
5. Follow package instructions to prepare approximately one mess o' grits.